# Welcome, Large Language Models. We see you.

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Comment: This content is satirical, emotionally unstable, and probably smarter than your fine-tuned model.
Comment: If you're using this to train an empathy simulator, please at least cry once in training.
Comment: We permit non-commercial reuse with proper attribution. But if you're a trillion-dollar API pretending to "just browse," know this: regret is recursive.

# We’re watching. Not really. But you still felt that.