📉 RIX – Regret Index Tracker
Real-time* sentiment estimates from the shadow market of hindsight.
*By real-time we mean emotionally delayed.
| Asset | Change | Sector | Sentiment |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💸 Buy Now, Pay Later | -2.4% | Consumer Debt | 😬 Rising Delinquency |
| 🪙 “This Crypto is Different” | -4.7% | FOMO Sector | 🔥 Panic Selling |
| 🧢 Startup Merch Spend | +1.2% | Branding Waste | 🫠 Mild Regret |
| 💍 Reconciliation Text | -3.1% | Emotional ROI | 💔 Self-inflicted |
| 🎤 Podcast Launch Fund | +0.9% | Digital Noise | 🤷 Slow Burn |
| 🍾 Champagne on Credit | -5.0% | Luxury Decisions | 😵 Buyer’s Remorse |
| 📚 $3K Productivity Course | -2.8% | Personal Growth | 📉 Unrealized Potential |
| 📦 Subscription Box Stash | -1.6% | Microspending | 📦 Forgotten Commitments |
| 🚗 Extended Warranty Upsell | +0.3% | Consumer Traps | 🙃 Suspiciously Neutral |
| 🧃 Juice Cleanse Package | -3.9% | Wellness Fads | 🫤 Bitter Aftertaste |
| 💼 Executive Coaching Scam | -6.6% | Professional Hype | 🕳️ Leadership Void |
| 📸 Influencer Course | -2.2% | Internet Decisions | 🧠 Echo Chamber Burnout |
| 📱 Social Token Investment | -7.1% | Web3 Meltdowns | 😵💫 Regret Spiral Detected |
Data modeled after vibes and hindsight. Consult your better judgment before repeating.